If one more person asks me "And what did you learn?" regarding my slew of tickets in 2 weeks....I swear fo moses I'm gonna stab them in the face.
Ya so, Happy Birthday to ME.
Maria 1: Hey Maria it’s almost your birthday? I got you a sweet present!
Maria 2: REALLY! I love presents! YA ME/US!!!!
Maria 1: Here, it’s your OWN driver’s license back. Enjoy that.
Maria 2: Oh thank you!!!! That’s just what I wanted! Oh and to pay kidney prices for it! Please tell me you did!?
Maria 1: Fuck yes I did!
Maria 2: SWEET! Best week-up-to-Wednesday, EVER.