Uma Lou: If Rich and I die from brain eating amoebas because of our nasal wash, you can have moose.
BBH: um WHAT? did I miss a warning label?
Uma Lou: well apparently they say not to use tap water but we do because we are lazy.
BBH: fuck that noise
Uma Lou: LOL
BBH: I use BLEACH suck it Neti
Uma Lou: WHAT? LOOOOOOOL
BBH: LOOOOOOOOL ahhhhhhhhhh
Uma Lou: are you ok?
BBH: I have 2 things about this Neti-Medi....
1. No one uses distilled water or disinfects it after EACH use
2. If I don’t use salt, it’s HORRIFICALLY PAINFUL
3. Could they make the little packets any harder to open with wet hands?
Uma Lou: LOOOOOOOOOOL
That’s 3 things
BBH: LOOOOOOOOOOL
I hate you
Uma Lou: ~<OO>
BBH: <OO>!
Uma Lou: LOL
BBH: GOD DAMND IEKAO:RFJLd]
BBH: I hate ghat
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Uma Lou: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
BBH: and
and
#2
Every time I try to do it without salt....
Uma Lou: lol
Yes?
BBH: It BURNS my face so fuckin bad! Like gasoline and I thrash my head around my bathroom screaming like an alien.
Uma Lou: LOOOOOL
BBH: BUT when I do the salt water.....
and
and
I am laughing so hard I can’t tell you
BBH: Ok Uma why doesn’t the salt water burn?
Uma Lou: I DON'T KNOW
BBH: I have 2 theories that run through my mind each time
Uma Lou: the packets are supposed to be a salt and baking powder!
LOOOOOOOOOL
Great I can't wait to hear
BBH: BOTH of which seem like they would BURN like hell! Right? Right.
Uma Lou: LOOOOL
BBH: 1.
LOL
1.
I always think "I’m a newborn"
Because they can breathe fluid
Uma Lou: OMG I HATE YOU
BBH: 2.
LOOOOOOOOL
I think...
"I’m a mermaid"
Uma Lou: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
BBH: Uma I am fuckin crying And everyone is staring at me
Uma Lou: LOL Do you think you are a mermaid now? Because you are crying
BBH: crying my SALT WATER TEARS! Seeeeeeeeee!
Uma Lou: LOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU ARE A MERMAID!
BBH: I am
Uma Lou: beach angel!
BBH: it actually explains a lot
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Uma Lou: all the bathtub incidents? You are just like the movie splash
BBH: Daryl Hannah!
Uma Lou: YES
BBH: The shit in my brain is not right
Uma Lou: no it isn't. But that's ok. This is why we are friends. I get angry at car commercials
And you think you are a mermaid
POST UPDATE
Shortly after having this conversation with Uma Lou about our brain eating amoebas...Uhh Yeah Dude reported on it (Episode 304 which is available on iTunes or their site).
So I quickly recorded it and sent to Uma! (click here for my weird youtube video of it and how it goes in my brain) Or listen to UYD for real, for a slightly more coherant version of the Neti-Pot as Seth explains how he has been telling his Mom that her satanic ritual of using neti pots is like playing with fire! (and another reason T-Pain MUST DIE)
POST UPDATE
Shortly after having this conversation with Uma Lou about our brain eating amoebas...Uhh Yeah Dude reported on it (Episode 304 which is available on iTunes or their site).
So I quickly recorded it and sent to Uma! (click here for my weird youtube video of it and how it goes in my brain) Or listen to UYD for real, for a slightly more coherant version of the Neti-Pot as Seth explains how he has been telling his Mom that her satanic ritual of using neti pots is like playing with fire! (and another reason T-Pain MUST DIE)
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